Sometimes I wonder ...
If they can put a man on the moon
then why can they not put me on the moon?
Am I not a man?
Perhaps if I returned
NASA's phone calls ...
...
Maybe the time has come to
put a he-man on the moon.
The ladies know what I am talking
about.
...
I think the biggest worry
an astronaut has is if one of the other
astronauts is a werewolf.
Because it is always a full moon when you're
on the moon.
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